Dear French Social Security People,
I know that you have an ever increasing “hole” in your budget and that you have been trying to find solutions for years on how to maintain the French healthcare system and yet save money so to ensure its future sustainability. I know that you have been unsuccessful and that currently you continue to spend far more money than you collect.
I’m not one for great ideas, especially when it comes to saving money (I am very good at spending it), but I do have an idea that could be mutually beneficial and help save you lots and lots of Euros straightaway but also for years to come.
Currently 8 months pregnant, you have been paying for me to have twice weekly back massages at a physiotherapy since Christmas. I’m not sure of the exact price of these massages as you pay for them, but I think they are in the region of 19 Euros each. So far, that must be over 400 Euros and by the time I give birth, you would probably have spent over 500 Euros on them.
The thing is, the massages don’t really help all that much. Yes they relieve some of the pain but it is a short lived solution. You see, with a big pregnant belly, I cannot lie down but have to sit on a chair. Sitting on a chair is one of things that cause me back pain the first place so it is a catch 22 situation.
But, I have the perfect solution which solves my back problem that you’re already paying for, but also covers other issues at the same time. I consider it as a kind of buy one get several solutions idea. I visited a hairdressing salon and they had the most wonderful massage chair at the wash basins. The hairdresser installs you at the wash basin and the chair reclines automatically into a lying down position elevating your legs (excellent for reducing cankles) and then proceeds to massage your back whilst the hairdresser washes your hair and gives you a relaxing head massage.
The back massage is far more comfortable than at the physiotherapists and much more effective. The head massage is excellent for alleviating stress and tension in the shoulders – something that lots of pregnant women suffer from due to the extra weight they carry on their tummy. Elevated legs reduce swollen ankles and improve blood circulation reducing the need to invest in expensive support tights (which you pay for and which I ladder constantly therefore needing new ones). Finally, the pampering of having one’s hair done at the hairdressers is excellent for boosting self esteem and no doubt has a knock on effect in the future probably saving thousands of Euros in therapy costs post partum.
A once weekly visit is much more effective on me than my twice weekly physio visits, thus saving you half of what you’re already paying as well as the other savings I have mentioned above.
Multiply the savings by the number of pregnant women in France (ie lots!) and you’re probably well on your way to fixing that deficit!
Therefore, I highly recommend that you seriously consider implementing this for all pregnant ladies suffering from back pain. If you would like any addresses or if you have any questions please let me know and I would be willing to assist (for a consultancy fee of course).
Yours Faithfully,
PigletinFrance
Currently sans domicile fixe
Visits to the Hairdressers on the state?
They’ll never fall for that one!
Besides they don’t listen to people who are sans domicile fixe!
All the best
Keith
P.S. Somewhere I’ve got An Award for the Looniest Idea That Actually Makes Some Sort of Sense lying around…
I’ll try to sort it out for next Tuesday.
Oh goody, hope you can find one! If not, maybe we can ask the state to sponsor a new award in exchange for free publicity for the new scheme? Another good idea non?
I can only imagine how much they would save by sending me and other women in the same position to the hairdressers. Can you imagine the emotional turmoil involved in seeing ones body grow and deform during pregnancy? This could save them years and years of therapy costs as well
ps. Hopefully I’ll not be an SDF for much longer!
I love the head massages that seem to be everywhere now, but I’ve never had the back massage chair! I must talk to Joyce! (my hairdresser).
Great idea, Piglet. I’ll back you up!
Excellent! Another supporter for my cause!
I’d never seen the back massage chair either and was a bit dubious when they started talking about taking me into the “cabine” to wash my hair! It was truly wonderful though and enough to make me want to continue using this hairdresser FOREVER <3
Ha! Great idea
Thanks!
It sounds too reasonable .. they won’t go for it.
Sending gentle pats on the back and wishes for a prompt delivery
You’re right, I should make my case in a more illogical and complex manner if I want to have any chance of having it accepted…
Thank you for the gentle pats
Sounds like a great idea; I hope they take your idea as it will save money and provide great benefit to all of those many pregnant French ladies.
and another supporter!
Come on French health people! You know it makes sense!
High-larious! I get the head massage (fantastic!), but not the chair. I am marching straight down to my hairdressers today to have a word with him about that! Glad you could find some repose. You’ll be the best coiffed pregnant lady in France!
Bonne continuation,
Charley
Yes, you’ll have to have a word, but be aware, everyone will switch to your hairdresser so be sure to negotiate priority at the same time as suggesting it
The massage was heaven, I’m going to go back this week now I’m feeling better for another hairwash and blow dry
Sod the kine, this is FAR better!
Wonderful idea…but to get them to accept it you’ll have to think up five layers of beaurocracy to implement it….a special Caisse for pregnant ladies which will lose their papers for nine months thus depriving them of the use of the massage chair would probably get past them though..
I love it … I’d like a foot massage included for when the swelling sets in around 37weeks!
Just finished reading the blog from start to finish!
I’m not pregnant but I kind of feel like I might need one of these chairs…you know, for emergencies? (and by emergency I mean, for whenever the mood strikes me…)
The chair massage plus a glass of wine…wow. fantastic!
Hang in there! The end is in sight! I am sorry your back hurts so much. The prize at the end is so worth it!